JoeTheDestroyer

About Me:

I write about video games and horror-related items. Also, I wear a hat.


Recent horror viewings
July 02, 2015

Ready to do this? Then let's do this!


The Conjuring (2013)



Ed and Lorraine Warren return to aid a poor family plagued by a child-killing, devil-worshiping ghost.

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4 Heroes: ...and into the Star Chamber I go.
June 29, 2015

I'm nearing the end of Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light, which will signify the beginning of my W-RPG project. Wish me luck as I leap blindly into the final dungeon.

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4 Heroes of Light and Why Asmodeus is a Crappy Boss
June 21, 2015

My quest in Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light nearly met with tragedy...

Well, okay, I'm being hyperbolic. It was more like a rage-quit that would have lasted two days at most. You see, up until recently, I've been stomping most of the competition. I hit a few doable snags, but mostly toppled bosses without much issue. Even Rolan--and god, was that an epic battle--fell without too many complications.

I expected my winning streak to continue once the world plunged into darkness. I figured that with the prospect of unbridled exploration I would have the opportunity to take advantage of the choicest loot and bolster my team into an almost unfair killing squad.

...then I met Asmodeus.

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There's an awkward/hilarious sex glitch in The Witcher 3...
May 30, 2015

As True had said with his most recent blog post, this is too funny to not share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGT4GO0Cn_A

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Gaming Progress: Overdue Edition
May 25, 2015

It's been a while since I've had time to report on my progress, so here it is:

Tiki Towers - Wii

I got about halfway through the campaign and gave up.

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My thoughts on Brutal Legend
May 12, 2015

I recently forced myself through Brutal Legend. No, I didn't beat the game. I made it to the penultimate stage, grew tired of the tacked on RTS segments, and decided to call it a day. I've also decided that I'm not writing a proper review of the title for one reason: I'm tired of penning crits of middling games. Instead, I've opted to upchuck my random thoughts on the title here, in no particular order except that the positive comments come first. Then I shall slap on a non-numerical summary rating thingie and call it good.

---The Positive---

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Gaming Progress X
April 13, 2015

I have once again found myself in that awkward position where I have a bunch of reviews to write and a few games to play. I've been dying to play some stuff, but for some reason I've had an unhealthy obsession with Puzzle & Dragons. I aim to quell that.

Anyway, when this next wave is done, I should have new reviews for:

WWF Raw (32X)
Wizorb (PC)
Botanicula (PC)
Wasteland Angel (PC)
Dolphin (Atari 2600)

Plus I've started a new game by request that I intend to review:

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Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space (PC)

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