Forums Contributor Zone

Alpha Marathon 2016

Started by JoeTheDestroyer, December 31, 2015. 18 replies.

Joseph Shaffer Staff Dec 31, 2015 edited by EmP
Once again we have assembled for one purpose: to lose to EmP. Last year he took the world championship yet again, in spite of Overdrive giving him a run for his money.

Also OD became the second of only two people to finish Alpha Marathon last year, so I declare him Intercontinental Champion.

The rules are unaltered. Only reviews you list here count towards your score, no off-site reviews, and reviews posted must either be all new or completely rewritten and resubmitted.

Let the futility game begin.


Leaderboard
-----------

Joe: 27 -- VICTORIOUS!!!
EmP: 27
honestgamer: 18
Suskie: 7
holdthephone: 2


#: 7Days (PC)
A: AMOK (PC)
B: Brutal: Above the Claw (32X)
C: Clicker Heroes (PC)
D: Devil Daggers (PC)
E: Electronic Super Joy (PC)
F: Fire Fighter (Atari 2600)
G: Galaga (Arcade)
H: Howler, The (PC)
I: Insanity's Blade (PC)
J: Joe & Mac (NES)
K: Kraven Manor (PC)
L: Legacy of the Wizard (NES)
M: Mortal Kombat II (32X)
N: NyxQuest: Kindred Spirits (PC)
O: Operation C (GB)
P: Pid (PC)
Q: Qbeh (PC)
R: Road Runner (NES)
S: Silent Insanity P.T. (Android)
T: Tap Titans (Android)
U: UnderDread (PC)
V: Vessel (PC)
W: White Mirror (PC) - I have broken the WWE curse!
X: X-Men: Wolverine's Rage (GBC)
Y: Year Walk (PC)
Z: Zombeer (PC)
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.
Jason Venter Staff Dec 31, 2015 edited
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world
baller brand Jan 1, 2016 edited
# -
A -
B -
C -
D - Dragon's Dogma
E -
F -
G -
H -
I -
J -
K -
L -
M -
N -
O -
P -
Q -
R - Rise of the Tomb Raider
S -
T -
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z -
Mobius 1, engage...
Joseph Shaffer Staff Jan 9, 2016
For the first time in three or four years, I have taken the lead.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.
Gary Hartley Staff Jan 24, 2016
Jason with the early threat - but has knocked off no trouble letters yet.

Scoring an S is almost like not scoring at all.
For us. For them. For you.
Jason Venter Staff Jan 24, 2016
Worry not, Gary! I will eventually start knocking off more challenging letters, though 'W' is by no means one of the easiest of the lot. And 'E' isn't generally all that simple, either, even though in this case we've both knocked it off our respective lists.
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world
Gary Hartley Staff Jan 25, 2016 edited
My years of experience, which I will lend to you, young rookie, tells me W is deceptively easy. You are correct in saying E is a tricky letter, however.

Good run thus far. You finished 2015 with a flurry and it's good to see it continue.
For us. For them. For you.

This message was deleted by its writer.

Gary Hartley Staff May 28, 2016
Nice work, Jojo. Now go play some stuff that actually interests you.

Also, some 32X stuff that doesn't.
For us. For them. For you.
Joseph Shaffer Staff May 28, 2016
Doom, Dark Souls III and Risen 3 await! (Escape Goat, too)
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.
Jason Venter Staff May 29, 2016
There's still time to finish in the top 3!
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world
Rob Hamilton Staff May 30, 2016
Whoa, and it didn't even take 5 full months. That's just insane!
I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle
Gary Hartley Staff Jan 1, 2017
And finished.

Further congrats to Joe for coming in first. Good effort, Jason.
For us. For them. For you.
Lucas Goulding Freelancer Jan 1, 2017
Huh. I would've thrown myself at this if I knew it existed, though I doubt I would've had much of a good score.
This is where the witty thing should be. I seem to have lost the witty thing. I'll get back to you on it.
Joseph Shaffer Staff Jan 1, 2017
I'm starting another one in a few minutes. It's a yearly thing.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

Log in to reply.