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My review:

Unique and mostly forgettable.

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Are you ready for this?





Yep.

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I like everything I see so far.

Playing on hard might not have been the greatest idea, as I can't beat the first mission :P

You know, it wouldn't be a problem except for one little thing...

YOU CAN'T SKIP CUTSCENES.

Jesus f-ing Christ, each cutscene vislike five minutes long! That does it. Any game that has unskippable cutscenes gets an automatic 2 point reduction.

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My full review here:

Man on Wire

Anyone else seen it?

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So far, so good. Killzone 2 will definitely find favour with FPS fans, as it has with me. It mixes the best of halo and gears of war with smooth graphics and decent level design.

It could've stood to have thrown in a bit more of Half-Life's immersion, though. I'm extremely excited to try out the multi-player, where such things as immersion won't matter.

Right now we're looking at a solid 9/10 here. The game slips up a bit on the single player campaign thus far, just failing to achieve that "I can't stop playing" line that Half Life hits, and falling more somewhere in the Resistance 1 line of "It's hard to stop playing."

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I just got hired by Examiner.com to write reviews.

Thanks to Honest Gamers for this, because it was my portfolio here that caused them to hire me.

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