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“Holy Satchel Bomb, Sashanan! Are we really going to blow up this entire cliff?”

“We’ll have to finish climbing it, first, Amiga-boy. But yes, EmP’s fortress may not be allowed to be a blight on this cliff face any longer!”

It wasn’t a particularly pretty cliff, as cliffs go. After all, it was evil. That’s why EmP had choosen it. In fact, it was a disguisting cliff face and difficult to climb. Especially with all the slimy brown stains that caused the hands to slip. Sashanan thought it best not to wonder what these stains were.

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I started penning this review a good two or three weeks ago when the game first came out. I initially held off on posting it because I wanted to give Titan Studios a chance to fix their online connection issues (which they did).

Once that was done, I was able to go back in and remove the focus from server issues and put it more squarely on the game, which is really what I wanted to do in the first place (but couldn't with a clear conscience as long as I continued to recieve "host is lost" messages every time I wanted to play).

The result I then stewed on for a week more, rereading all the comments I received during the TT and by those who have been trading comments with me as per my offer on the site.

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End of God of War, where Kratos has to protect his family. Even more frustrating is when my game freezes after I spent an hour beating it.

I think I may cry.

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Professor V stood, ramrod straight, by the TV monitor, waiting. It had been nearly three hours since his teams had departed for the cliffs of doomnation, where the castle that was their ultimate destination perched precariously... “like an evil eagle roosting on the dark cliffs of insanity,” as the Professor thought of it. He hated birds.

He was also a very poetic man, or so most people told him. He didn’t listen to the others. They were probably bird watchers.

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The company that made everything in the post-apopalyptic world is called "Venter Physics." The name came to me and wouldn't leave, so I kept it in the final draft.

I'm hoping to point to the site in the trivia/commentary that will go along with the DVDs, maybe point some people towards this site. I'm always trying to get more people to come here.

It's not my favorite review, but it's short and very readable and it has one of my favorite lines in it.

Because, really, what WOULD Kratos do?

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Woot. Gotta try this out in between my filming schedule.

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