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-You can never die. Doesn't matter how good you are everywhere else in the video, if you die once, your entire video will be considered horrible.-In certain games, you can never mess up. If you do, people will tell you how much you suck at video games.-The above two are more strict if you upload videos of you playing in online matches. You're 90% more likely to get a bunch of "You suck"-type posts with these.-If you actually play very well in a video, people will either just assume you played on the easiest difficulty setting, or tell you to play on the toughest difficulty setting.-Even if the video you submitted is now over a year old, people will still give you tips on how to "play properly".-People aren't amused. If you do something funny in a video, they'll hate you for it.

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Halo 3: ODST

Also, when I went to check if my review was up on GameFAQs, I decided to read the other ODST review that was put up, and came to the conclusion that this was the best ending to any review I've ever read:

"Note for weird people, I have found this game slightly racist as first, Romeo, the only black person on the ODST squad has a hand skin tone (in-game) as Dutch, a white male. And Sgt. Johnson, an unlockable Firefight character, has white hands in-games and smokes a never ending cigar. That is all, thank you."

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Space Channel 5 Special Edition

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-I didn't like the stage flow they created for the game. I'd say more, but I might write a review if I'm in the mood.
-I want to kill AI-controlled Buck so badly for doing stupid shit.
-I want to kill AI-controlled Dare so badly for constantly running away from me and past groups of enemies, despite saying we should stick together.
-The hammer solves all problems. I've never seen so many enemies die at once by my hands.
-Collectible audio logs? COLLECTIBLE AUDIO LOGS? *sobs*
-Romeo can't be his real name...

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Last night, I watched the AVGN's latest video about Wayne's World, and wrote my opinion of it on another forum:

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I've come to the conclusion that I'm terrible at this series. I can not, for the life of me, hit the final enemies as they come charging down the screen. The only times I do manage to get them is when I get really lucky.

The only games I had a chance to play beyond the second or third stages was Majestic Twelve (SI IV) and 95, because they actually let you continue from where you died, instead of throwing you back at the title screen.

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Crazy Taxi

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