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  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Platypus review

    Each world is divided into several stages. These typically are somewhere close to the length of a stage in any other shooter you might chare to mention, and there are typically around six of them strung one right after the next with only a…

    Jason Venter · January 5, 2007

  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Xiaolin Showdown review

    If Konami's Xiaolin Showdown is any indication, then its namesake cartoon falls squarely into the "sappy dullard" heap. Aside from the villains, the characters completely lack any distinguishable personality; the big Texan monk and the…

    Zigfried · January 4, 2007

  • Staff PC HG exclusive

    Warhammer: Mark of Chaos review

    That might lead you to believe that you spend a lot of time in micro-management screens, but you really don’t. While some of that is here by necessity, it’s kept more minimal than battle-hungry players might ever have hoped. You recruit…

    Jason Venter · January 3, 2007

  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops review

    Abandoning the idea of a Digital Graphic Novel, Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops finds Konami attempting a true Metal Gear adventure for the PSP. The first familiar sign: a heavy reliance on third-person stealth. There’s also plenty of CQC…

    Freelance Writer · January 1, 2007

  • Staff Wii HG exclusive

    Metal Slug Anthology review

    There are numerous options available, more than most people would ever expect. You’d think that one of them would be perfect for the average gamer who has been playing Metal Slug games for years. It turns out that none of them are, though…

    Jason Venter · December 28, 2006

  • Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive

    Eragon review

    Even before you take to the air to take part in clumsy dogfights that put you in a continuous loop of see-off-foes-munch-respawning-health-up-see-off-respawned-foes (repeat until your sanity cracks or your thrown pad cracks your TV), young…

    Gary Hartley · December 27, 2006

  • Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive

    Superman Returns review

    Superman Returns is a frustrating experience because the mechanics for a successful take on this mistreated franchise are all in place. It actually feels like you’re Superman because you’re the one hurrying across Metropolis to save people…

    Freelance Writer · December 26, 2006

  • Staff Sega CD HG exclusive

    Teddy Boy Blues review

    Those crazy developers at Sega heard a catchy pop song by a cute Japanese idol singer... so they decided to make an arcade game based on it! Thus was born Teddy Boy Blues, a fun 50-level arcade game that probably inspired Bubble Bobble.

    Zigfried · December 25, 2006

  • Staff PC HG exclusive

    Sam & Max Episode 2 - Situation: Comedy review

    Wherever they spew their spontaneous insanity, they do so comfortably in the knowledge that everything around them works. Sam's laid-back noir voice narrates proceedings with a smooth, practised hands while Max overwrites sense with…

    Gary Hartley · December 23, 2006

  • Staff NES

    Tiny Toon Adventures review

    For example, the fourth one consisted of little more than a brief series of jumps while dodging some sort of dog that occasionally sprinted at my character. After I got my timing down, so I’d avoid the dog’s charges, I realized it only…

    Rob Hamilton · December 22, 2006

  • Staff Wii HG exclusive

    Elebits review

    Elebits provides is one of the most truly convincing 3D atmospheres yet presented in a console game. Though the visuals are clearly inspired by animation and maybe 1950, they are endearing in their way and really suck you into the…

    Jason Venter · December 21, 2006

  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Pocket Racers review

    Although I approached Pocket Racers with an open mind, I left with anything but. Aside from Satan (or in this case, a hooded facsimile), this is an ill-conceived, poorly-designed, "me-too" racer. This is not a game that deserves respect.

    Zigfried · December 18, 2006

  • Staff Genesis

    Phelios review

    Artemis looks and acts much like your standard damsel in distress with her long blond hair and scant clothing barely covering her SWEET rack as she begs for Apollo to remember their time together and come save her. Well, while that was all…

    Rob Hamilton · December 15, 2006

  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Luxor: The Wrath of Set review

    In Luxor, you are a warmongering scarab out to destroy all the other scarabs before they can push a bunch of multi-coloured balls into a nearby pyramid. I guess these balls are bombs or something, because if even one makes it into the…

    Zigfried · December 13, 2006

  • Staff DS HG exclusive

    Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin review

    Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin is as rewarding an experience as the series is likely to ever provide. It’s huge, it’s fun and it’s devious in all the right amounts. I can think of only two flaws: nothing here feels overwhelmingly new…

    Jason Venter · December 12, 2006

  • Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive

    Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 review

    Although I could whine about DOAX2's more challenging (but still fair) version of volleyball, the marina race is far, far better than volleyball ever was. There are a lot of courses — more are unlocked after a first-place finish — and the…

    Zigfried · December 11, 2006

  • Staff Xbox 360

    Gears of War review

    You'll be surprised how much you can do with so little buttons. Take control of Marcus Fenix, and marvel at how easy it is to throw him around the battlefield. Within minutes, you'll have him hurling himself behind cover, popping around…

    Gary Hartley · December 8, 2006

  • Staff PlayStation 2 HG exclusive

    Cartoon Network Racing review

    There are a few problems with Cartoon Network Racing, all somewhat typical of hastily-designed games within the genre. The first of these is a tendency to rely on items rather than good courses to provide the bulk of your experience. That…

    Jason Venter · December 5, 2006

  • Staff PlayStation 2

    Capcom Classics Collection Vol. 2 review

    Basically, the games here are the lion’s share of memorable titles you might have missed from the first collection. There’s no Ghouls ‘n Ghosts here, because that was already done. There’s no Trojan or Final Fight for the same reason. What…

    Jason Venter · December 5, 2006

  • Staff PSP HG exclusive

    Online Chess Kingdoms review

    Sometimes you play your best and the computer does the same and when all is said and done, you’ve won. The congratulatory screen comes and goes like it should. Then the next match is another inexplicable stalemate, or the disc freezes…

    Jason Venter · December 4, 2006