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Title: Review #300!
Posted: August 02, 2012 (10:58 AM)


Represent!

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Recent Contributions

Users with accounts on the HonestGamers site are able to contribute reviews and occasionally other types of content. Below, you'll find excerpts from as many as 20 of the most recent articles posted by EmP. Be sure to leave some feedback if you find anything interesting!

Type: Review
Game: Okyntt (Miscellaneous)
Posted: April 16, 2014 (11:22 AM)
Struggling to discover the light among the gloom.
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Type: Review
Game: Actual Sunlight (Miscellaneous)
Posted: April 07, 2014 (10:57 AM)
A case study in self destruction.

Type: Review
Game: Danmaku Unlimited 2 (Miscellaneous)
Posted: April 03, 2014 (11:10 AM)
Danmaku Unlimited 2 keeps dialling up its challenge, asking you to find increasingly smaller envelopes of order inside an orgy of chaos.
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Type: Review
Game: Line Of Defense Tactics - Tactical Advantage (Miscellaneous)
Posted: March 28, 2014 (12:20 PM)
No defence against being a lazy mobile port burdened with an inflated price tag.

Type: Review
Game: Gigantic Army (Miscellaneous)
Posted: March 18, 2014 (04:29 PM)
Gigantic Army is the poorly named game about one man and his mech, built like they used to make them twenty years ago.

Type: Review
Game: The Walking Dead Season 2.2 - A House Divided (Miscellaneous)
Posted: March 12, 2014 (04:02 PM)
Who knew this much social pressure can be heaped upon zombie Apocalypse survivors.

Type: Review
Game: Horizon (Miscellaneous)
Posted: March 08, 2014 (07:10 AM)
In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance.
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Type: Review
Game: Jazzpunk (Miscellaneous)
Posted: February 19, 2014 (06:20 AM)
Naked Gun: The Game. Featuring! At least two E. Honda jokes and counting.

Type: Review
Game: War of the Human Tanks (Miscellaneous)
Posted: February 09, 2014 (09:37 AM)
War is hell. Except, perhaps, for when itís drowning in chibi disposable soldiers. Even then, itís still kind of hellish.

Type: Review
Game: Serena (Miscellaneous)
Posted: February 04, 2014 (11:11 AM)
ďA disturbing gift for fans of adventure gamesĒ
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Type: Review
Game: The Banner Saga (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 27, 2014 (10:47 AM)
The direct definition of the word 'Saga' is literally Viking Epic. It's well placed here.

Type: Review
Game: Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta - Episode 1 (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 18, 2014 (04:01 PM)
I live in fear they might actually produce Episode 2

Type: Review
Game: The Stanley Parable (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 05, 2014 (06:03 AM)
And over. And over. And over.

Type: Review
Game: The Cat Lady (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 01, 2014 (06:37 AM)
Itís beautiful suffering.

Type: Review
Game: The Walking Dead: Season 2.1 - All That Remains (Miscellaneous)
Posted: December 24, 2013 (09:09 AM)
Clementine will have to do things to survive. They wonít be pretty. They will be your fault.

Type: Review
Game: Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse Ep. 1 (Miscellaneous)
Posted: December 15, 2013 (04:12 PM)
Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse has all the parts on display to be the game adventure fans have hankered for, and it has every chance of being that game upon completion. Maybe? Probably. Yeah.
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Type: Review
Game: Montague's Mount (Miscellaneous)
Posted: December 08, 2013 (04:48 AM)
Tedium doted with explosive creativity.

Type: Review
Game: Silent Hill Downpour (PlayStation 3)
Posted: November 17, 2013 (09:59 AM)
Written in crayon, broken beyond repair, offering pre-watershed scares, and headlined by Korn.

Type: Review
Game: Monstafish (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 10, 2013 (06:10 AM)
Swim away.

Type: Review
Game: Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 03, 2013 (04:27 AM)
Wait. What?

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