The Stanley Parable (PC) review "And so here we are."

You’re listening to voice while you sit in front of a PC. Well, mostly likely you do because this game is on PC, but the review could be on a phone, since mobile phones are powerful enough to casually view desktop scale websites. Most of the time. The voice you’re listening to, if you play the game, will be gentle and yet compelling. Unless you’re listening to the voice in your head reading this review. Hopefully that voice is also gentle and compelling.

The Stanley Parable presents you with choices that at first seem your own but then you find that perhaps you don’t have any choice at all. To speak of any of these would spoil the experience entirely, so I decided that it would be best (be best?) to parrot the presentation style of this conceptually challenging experience in text. Perhaps that was inevitable.

Did I have an option to review this game? Was it truly inevitable? My library of games is extensive, but learning them takes time, which is a finite resource. As I age my physical ability to play the more reflex intensive titles is reduced, and it takes a lot of time to play the genre of games that aren’t reflex intensive. True, there are a host of titles that don’t demand much of a learning curve, twitch reflexes or oodles of time, but I have a guilt complex about the games I have played but have not yet reviewed.

And so here we are. In front of our screens, reading my intimate thoughts about The Stanley Parable and its impact on my mental processes as a long time reviewer for HonestGamers, a website which has had its challenges over the years but continues to exist. It was the first time I got serious feedback as a writer, more than just “you’re really good.” No one can thrive in those circumstances. Like the titular character, Stanley, I had to get out of my comfort zone and step into the wider world.

That’s not a spoiler. All games involve a struggle with comfort of one kind or another. Speaking of struggles, my immediate struggle is how to meaningfully double the word count of this review without spoiling the personally affecting content of The Stanley Parable while simultaneously encouraging you, the reader, to see it as a worthwhile experience? Well, that’s the catch, isn’t it?

I’m not trying to encourage you to play it. The Stanley Parable will challenge the way you think and you will wonder if it could have gone differently. If different choices would turn in another outcome. That would be telling, but your agency is yours, and the truth is that you can always have a different outcome if you want it. Even if the game doesn’t have branching paths. That would be telling, so I won’t. Chances are you already know, but I can’t speculate, so I won’t do that either.

Anyone who knows may recognize the narrative style of this review, but again, that would be telling. So we won’t do that either. Unless you want to. Truly the choice is yours. Again, since we can’t discuss it, we’ll leave that alone and talk a little bit about the graphics. I’ve already talked about the voice. I can’t talk about the voice you’re hearing while reading this. I do honestly hope it is a pleasant voice. Some celebrity you like. Silky, smooth, maybe even sexy.

The Stanley Parable isn’t sexy, graphically speaking, as it was built with the Source engine. It might be flashy, it might not, but its certainly not demanding. Not too demanding, anyway. I can say for certain that this version of The Stanley Parable will run well if your graphics hardware isn’t very beefy. That suggests there are other versions, which if you know, you know. We don’t speculate here.

The graphics do the job, and I’ve indicated that they don’t test your reflexes. Well, in fact I suggest it, and having played I recall if that was the case, but telling you would be spoiling. As I’ve said before, we don’t do that around here. We do talk about games, though, so now we run into that challenge again. How do I talk about gameplay without spoiling the very thing that makes it worth playing?

Being a person who knows things, I can guess that you are an individual of intelligence. I might even go as far as to say a person of skill, of refinement. Or perhaps refined reflexes. Everyone has intelligence, but we’re not always very good at using. It’s not a spoiler to say that The Stanley Parable will test your intelligence, because all games do, in different ways. Maybe some don’t test very much, but dopamine is the goal, after all. Isn’t it.

Now that we have come to the end of this review, I would like to hopefully conclude that The Stanley Parable is a game of a decidedly different experience for you. I have my conclusions for myself, but not for you. That is your job. Oh, that might have been a reference to The Stanley Parable, but I won’t confirm that. Nor will I deny it.

I will conclude that I enjoyed my time with The Stanley Parable, though in truth I don’t always review games that I have enjoyed. Sometimes the enjoyment follows after pointing out the flaws in a game, or the flaws in an experience with a game, after the fact. Now it’s time for a rating. Ratings are such a bother, but that’s what HonestGamers demands, so it isn’t an option for me not to include one.

Whether you buy this or any other The Stanley Parables is entirely up to you. I do hope that your interest does include the action of a purchase. It would encourage the developer to do more. Or maybe they will get to eat for another day. Who can say? It’s certainly no business of ours. Having said that, I’m out of things to say, so now this review will end.

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