Taking up all the good oxygen.
Today with the double release of Junior Classic Games and Mystery Stories, Iíve stepped over the 200 review mark for HonestGamers. We shall now pause in wonderment that Venter has yet to erect a shrine in honour of all the free labour heís squeezed out of me over the years.
Pause silently, and the galling lack of hammering hits you harder still.
From an online blog I found on the hit-tracker that linked to my latest Darts review. Not sure why it's been babblefished to hell, but it amused me, so it goes up here. That's how this blog rolls.
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June 06, 2009
I rarely go over to FAQs anymore and when I do itís more out of habit than desire, but I went yesterday and saw they were running their lame Ďbest game everí bollocks which, what with FAQs being a snerd haven, is always won by some overrated Zelda game.
The bracket I saw was Deus Ex, Final Fantasy Tactics, Metal Gear Solid and Pokemon Gold/Silver. And Deus lost.
It came very fourth by a massive margin. Deus Ex, a game that turned gaming on its head, beaten by a game that asks you to watch poorly-rendered guards wiggle their butts, a strategy title that involves no strategy whatsoever and sodding Pokemon. Pokemon!
It's meant to be a gaming website, not a hive of infalliable dumbness.
Iím going to break character and bitch about things:
1. Video gaming on television or in movies.
Directors, and I know youíre reading because Iím important and well respected in every industry ever, youíre all twits. Yes, twits. I know no one has used that as an actual insult since 1925, but Iíve decided that Iím bringing it back. Its first outing is to belittle you.
Moving sucks. I mean, it really sucks, but the thing I hate the most is sorting out all my stuff into boxes and deciding what I want to keep and what I should get rid of. With this in mind, I decided to tackle the monumental dumping ground that has become the storage space under my bed which is a vast graveyard of plastic holding boxes Iíve crammed full of crap and forgotten about.
I think I might possibly own every PSX game ever made.
Unless youíre Venter (who has to cheat by having four billion reviews posted) or Zig (who needs to cheat by peddling smut and corrupting the minds of the innocent) I am vastly more popular than you on the internets. FACT.
Last night I overtook Midwinter in the hit tables. Mid was too busy wearing shorts to work to comment.
The blog post is now open to tributes and homage.