I found the site from Google that linked to one of Jason Venter's old editorials about growing up on Nintendo. I used to really like reading those things, I wish there was a feature still like it on the site.
I miss the old green and black format that used to be on the site back in '03ish. It gave the site a certain underground feel, like it was a secret that not many people knew about it. It was fucking miserable though, and I doubt it attracted many visitors besides myself. I just kinda miss the old days where I would pretend to be older than I really was by entering competitions and writing the most shitty, terrible reviews in which I made myself look like a complete idiot. I could probably write a decent review now but I don't really have any motivation to do so.
"Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time, and good night."