Longish story... If it bores you, skip it.
I also came from GameFAQs. I was one of the lower tier reviewers. I went on hiatus right before GameFAQs review contributing went down the tube because I had completed college and was at a full time job I absolutely hated. The one plus about the job was that I discovered new people to hang out with... who had a fondness for alcohol. I woke up one morning in 2007 and thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm making peanuts at a shitty job and drinking away my twenties..." I have since gotten back on track and have been trying to rediscover the things I used to do, reviewing being one of them. I went back over my reviews and realized just how much they sucked. I wanted to learn more about good reviewing, but all the old review contributors were gone. I found this place through aschultz's contributor page and thought, "Eh, what the hell?"
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.