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It was a pretty skirmish, and many passages were wounded, even broken... but my review and submission for this contest arrived successfully!

Valkyria Chronicles for Steam

Now, on to the next quarry...

Someone told me that you're worth it.

I believe them.

The Cat Lady

http://www.honestgamers.com/13468/pc/the-cat-lady/review.html

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Tried doing one more # review before the deadline, but I don't want to force out a sloppy review. Also was really contemplating using my 404Sight review, but I decided to go with my 88 Heroes one.

88 Heroes

I head spaceshit noises.

And I was all impressed with myself spelling Valkyria correctly when I started its review...

Standards, I suppose.

Someone told me that you're worth it.

I believe them.

As for my Q review, well...

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

B is for Bloodborne:

http://www.honestgamers.com/13466/playstation-4/bloodborne/review.html

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When I stumble around to Q, I actually picked up a copy of Q.U.B.E. in the the summer steam sale.

Well, better hunting next time? Not like you're a slacker...

Btw, thanks for approving my review of Ninja Gaiden. :)

Someone told me that you're worth it.

I believe them.

Are we supposed to indicate which of our reviews is for AlphaOlympics?

If so, mine is here.

placid like acid

My Legend of Zelda review is going nowhere, but here's an intro as proof I tried:

Spare me your hot take on whether The Legend of Zelda has stood the test of time; you’re the same ignoramus that quit after the first hour back in 1987. Dodongo dislikes smoke, so how about setting that trusted strategy guide on fire? While the market has expanded to include even you – weak-willed, meme-thrilled, unskilled – trust me, you’re still not welcome in this guild.

Then yada yada adventure, context and contrast to previous games to prove significance that I didn't have time to research, sidebar on how good that musical hook is, IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE, remember the rain reference to make sure Marc hates it, five stars out.

When the hammer falls...

At least you tried. I bought a game beginning with Q and didn't play it.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

Q is for QUITTER

For us. For them. For you.

My review for a game beginning with the letter D.

http://www.honestgamers.com/13471/pc/the-dark-eye-chains-of-satinav/review.html

Read my reviews here or via Lunar Productions

I flipped a coin, it came up Magician lord
http://www.honestgamers.com/13457/neogeo/magician-lord/review.html

That was a great wind up. Too bad about the follow-through... don't give up. Sometimes a review takes time to percolate. I usually write mine in one sitting, but my Cosmic Star Heroine review took two days.

That's the way it goes. Maybe try a different tack?

Someone told me that you're worth it.

I believe them.

I've got two written up (haven't had a lot of time or motivation until now). Know it doesn't sound like much, but I hope to have it done by the end of this long weekend.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Well, turns out I was overly ambitious (shocker). It takes me about half an hour to read and write up a response to one review, and I only have one or two hours in the morning of the weekend to do this, if that, so I haven't gotten very far. I'm not sure how much I'll get done next weekend, either, as I have company coming over, but we'll see.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

OK. I've finally finished judging. Sorry this took so long.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Cool - mail me through the results and I'll start putting everything together.

Don;t worry about the timeframe - thanks for doing it

For us. For them. For you.

So, remember when this was a thing!

It's not forgotten. Masters has had a few issues which has meant he's had to possibly drop out, though he hopes to still pull something out. So I've been trying to rope in someone else to judge the results and, while I've found someone willing, they've not really written a lot. But, I dunno, I guess they might surprise me.

The search continues - remind me of of all this next time I bust a tourney out from deep freeze, please.

For us. For them. For you.

I have stepped in to take on judging duties. Considered yourselves totally judged.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

My results are in.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.