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Srsly, where have all the good games gone?

the Switch

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this is the ancient legend of ninja named Klidel,

I AM KLIDEL. I WAS A NINJA SENT TO STEAL THE RUBY OF KLON. IT WAS GUARDED BY TRASH AND HIS MEN. I WAS IN THE BUSHES AND I SAW SOMEONE. I FLICKAYED. FLICKAYING IS A MARTIAL ART THAT MEANS JUMPING TO ONE SIDE, FAKING A KICK, AND QUICKLY JUMPING TO THE OTHER SIDE, KICKING. HE WAS DOWN. I GOT INTO TRASH CASTLE. 200 MEN WERE COMING AT ME. THEY WERE SOON DOWN. I SIDE KICKED TRASH IN THE STOMACH. I GOT THE RUBY AND WENT HOME.

BONUS MARTIAL ART LESSON : HOW TO DO A RUNNING KICK
YOu just run and quickly do a kick.

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I solved how to write objective reviews

I spent the last two weeks working on a new rating system, I like to call it Revolutionary Scoring System or "RSS" for short. When you see RSS from now on you will know that it is talking about my rating system.

People say it's impossible to write objective reviews but I prove them wrong here with my new rating system. Each line is awarded points and then we add the scores and see how good the game is. Below are the rating items for "graphics" and the objective scores for Super Mari0 Maker as an example.

1. Animation (0 to 3) - Super Mario Maker is a 1 for animation, things move but it's nothing special
2. Resolution (0 to 2) - Super Mario Maker is a 1 for resolution, better than Atari 2600 donkey kong but worse than Nier Automata

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