Today, I nearly burned my house down. I forgot to prod my jacket potato with a fork before putting it in the microwave. The poor spud proceeded to set on fire and fill the house with smoke.
I wish I'd had the idea to take a photo of the shrivelled, burnt-up mess of the tiny former root vegetable before I threw it in the bin.
honestgamer Staff Nov 23, 2008
EmP Staff Nov 24, 2008
Their eventual goal? World domination. And to smother piping-hot humans in melty cheese to see how they bloody well like it.
zippdementia Nov 24, 2008
wolfqueen001 Nov 24, 2008