Xmas is about happiness and nothing makes me happy more than telling the world that all avenues of music everywhere suck. So, my gift to you -- Rap. It's shit and the retarded culture around it is even worse.
Look out for the cameo mid-video of HG's own Genj.
Merry Christmas and such.



PAJ89 Dec 25, 2007
EmP Blogger Dec 25, 2007
MartinG Dec 25, 2007
wolfqueen001 Dec 25, 2007
Can't spell "crap" without "rap", I say. >.>
lasthero Dec 25, 2007
WilltheGreat Dec 25, 2007
Genj Dec 25, 2007
EmP Blogger Dec 25, 2007
lasthero Dec 25, 2007
I don't even see that. Most of the emo rock I see on Mtv - when I can stomach to watch it - is what I would call crap.
Genj Dec 25, 2007
It's because you bitch about so many things so often that you're either the world's most miserable person alive or you're making the world's longest, most unfunny joke ever (previous record holder: all of South Park).
EmP Blogger Dec 25, 2007
Genj Dec 25, 2007
bluberry Dec 25, 2007
and really? not trusting his opinions? because with your not-actually-ironic love of everything from Jay-Z to Harry Potter GBA games, you're the pot buying the kettle fried chicken and watermelon on that one
lasthero Dec 25, 2007
Come on, guys, it's Christmas. Back off a little bit.
bluberry Dec 25, 2007
and uh, that's pot as in silverware. :P
wolfqueen001 Dec 25, 2007
overdrive Staff Dec 25, 2007
Because to non-fans, DM is guys taking the concepts groups like Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer crafted in the 80s, playing it faster and screaming unintelligibly. And to non-fans, rap is some douche speaking to a beat about hos, drugs and shooting people (with said beat often ripped from a song by actual talented musicians).
The only real difference is that because of subject matter (bitches-n-money VS. sacrificing stuff, vikings, cold Norwegian nights and weird medical stuff you need a heavy-duty textbook to decipher....looking at you, Carcass and Aborted...) MTV fellated the rap game and made it mainstream culture to the point where skinny, acne-faced white boys think because they're driving around with some Nas blasting out their Chevette's stereo that they've gained "street cred" and magically became cool.
Oh, don't worry Blu. I know what you mean. I love to smoke pot and binge on fried chicken myself. Probably should cut down, though. It's starting to hurt my chest when I breathe.
daff Dec 26, 2007
I'm sorry, but if I was a black man in this country with the talent to rap I would be trying to get rid of the negative stereotypes about my race and not propagate them. A lot of old school rap and some current underground rap is about fight racism and the perception of black people, but the people with the power and influence are doing the opposite.
bluberry Dec 26, 2007
much as I hate to let myself get further away from the main point of annoying genj, part of me wants to agree with you daff but part of me just can't. the problem isn't that good rap/hiphop/whatever with something worth saying isn't being made, it's that it doesn't sell. suburban kids (+ genj) want to hear about how you sold crack on da streets to buy rims, bitch, and suburban kids (+ genj) buy a lot of Top 40 rap. it'll keep getting made, too, since those suburban kids (+ genj) make it profitable for black artists to sell their integrity and become one of the RIAA's very own Uncle Toms. bit of a cycle there. MIMS didn't top the charts because there was no alternative, he topped the charts because nobody wanted the alternative.
that, and he still hasn't actually told us why he's hot. the suspense is killing me.
it's fairly analogous (except in scale) to black metal and how Emperor knockoffs like Dimmu Borgir or generic br00tal bands tend to get more 'press' and 'fame' than interesting and novel acts like Blut Aus Nord or Dodheimsgard. most people don't want aesthetics to change, but I'd say rap's set aesthetic is a lot worse for African-Americans than black metal's is for pimply Norwegians.
if this post is incoherent, I blame weed.
overdrive Staff Dec 26, 2007
Which could have been the case.
Genj Dec 26, 2007
You called EmP retarded for poking fun of Autechure so you probably shouldn't use that argument considering I'm just making fun of EmP in hopes he'll quit his "ironic hate" of everything. Unless you want to admit poking fun of EmP is now wetting yourself.
Yeah, I know boo is just trying to annoy me. Haha I like Coldplay you know. Couldn't care less if anyone doesn't trust my opinion. I thought staff may be a little more interested in that though. For example, I found it hard to believe EmP's Phantom Hourglass review due to his exaggerated, "ironic" dislike of Nintendo.
Whatever, you guys can continue talking about how rap is hurting black people and how much you love metal.
bluberry Dec 26, 2007
besides, anyone who doesn't like Autechre is retarded.
Genj Dec 26, 2007
bluberry Dec 26, 2007
EmP Blogger Dec 26, 2007
All this quoting of 'ironic' would be completely unneeded had anyone bothered watching the video posted on the first post, for they would have seen I was paraphrasing the quote within. Do I play on the fact that I'm being billed as Mr. Miserable? Yes. Does this mean that my dislike for rap is exaggerated for effect? No.
Genj, my good chum: I would desist raping the corpse of the once genuinely-funny 'shrimp' gag before I lectured others on the downfalls of beating a dead joke into the ground.
Boo: Four bands? That many?
Genj Dec 26, 2007
bluberry Dec 26, 2007
LegacyGaming Dec 27, 2007
I agree with the good and bad music from every genre. Rap nowadays really does not have any soul left, it is just remixes of good songs with guy, or girls, using the choruses of the good songs in between their wining or slang-filled cussing at others rapper and/or rappers. The context of the rap songs themselves used to be viable in the sense of good and decent heart-felt lyrics with a message of calibur, until the words "shot da po-po's" rang out on the air waves. Then it was all downhill, the only thing that even remotely compares nowadays in to the good messaged rap, is, inevitably, Christian rap.
I would proudly write a letter to my local "homie gangsta" asking them to "chill out" and rap with heart, if I did not feel that I would be "beat down" with blunt-handled "gats".
Where is Will Smith when you need him? He had some great music back in his "hey" day, he does count as rap right? Or is he more hip-hop scenario?
bluberry Dec 27, 2007
shotgunnova Dec 28, 2007
espnking2002 Dec 31, 2007
Wu- Tang Clan- 8 Diagrams
Lupe Fiasco- The Cool
Atmosphere- Sad Clown Bad Summer
Little Brother- Getback
Common- Finding Forever
Talib Kweli- Eardrum
Yesterday's New Quintet- Yesterday's Universe
Brother Ali- The Undisputed Truth
UGK- Underground Kingz
Killah Priest- The Offering
Ghostface Killah- Big Doe Rehab
CunninLynguists- Dirty Acres
espnking2002 Jan 1, 2008