Whoa... I'm soooo wasted....

By Wolf Queen · April 29, 2008

....Not. I really don't like alcohol.

If I'm drunk on anything, it's sugar. Our dorm had this "mocktail" party where they made fake drinks like pina colata out of juice, milk and ice cream. It was pretty tasty. I only had two, though. Didn't feel like staying long.

My favorite was the pina colata. The other one I had was this thing called a Summer Rain, which was like grapefruit juice and sherbert ice cream or something. It was OK.

No, Felix - they didn't have any fake Harp and Guiness mixtures.

Haha. I had toyed with the idea of pretending to be drunk, but... changed my mind because it was stupid.

Comments 11

bluberry Apr 29, 2008

you pull that off worse than Scott used to.

wolfqueen001 Blogger Apr 29, 2008

Haha. And now I don't. >_>

Felix_Arabia Apr 29, 2008

The thing is that you can type normally when you are under the influence.

Scott was just a fucking moron regardless.

honestgamer Staff Apr 29, 2008

I do not approve of this message. It prompted a trip to the store and a purchase of sherbert and soda pop. :(

wolfqueen001 Blogger Apr 29, 2008

Hahaha. Aw, don't feel that bad... It's better for you! =D

overdrive Staff Apr 29, 2008

Well, this entry started out very promisingly from the title, but really descended downhill from the word "Not". And just got worse from then on.

Us hardcore drinkin' dudes don't like being toyed with. And with this one judging a contest you're entering, I'd advise you to deliver a PROPER drinking entry in the very near future.

wolfqueen001 Blogger Apr 29, 2008

XD Oops. I forgot about that. ^^; I only posted this at all because I thought it'd be a funny joke. >_> And to me, it was!

>_> I'll get right on that, though. Yeah...

Felix_Arabia Apr 30, 2008

I found a picture of OD. The man doesn't lie.

EmP Staff Apr 30, 2008

That guy is far too young to be OD.

overdrive Staff Apr 30, 2008

When I come up with a witty comeback, rest assured, I will make it. I just need a little time....

Genj Apr 30, 2008

Felix, that made me laugh way more than it should have.