HO HO HO!! Merry Christmas!

By Wolf Queen · December 24, 2010

Santa Wolf has decided to give everyone Christmas presents this year because the spirit of the holiday has filled her soul wtih love and joy.

However, because she is part wolf, you'll have to forgive her if she gives someone an inappropriate gift. I assure you she was well intentioned.

EmP:
You get ME! =D Haha. Just kidding. You deal with me enough as is. Check your HGmail for a surprise, though. =P

Felix:
A few things come to mind for you. You could receive a bottle of your favorite beer, a Philosoraptor T-Shirt and/or something that relates to accounting that I'm not clever enough to think of right now. The choice is yours. =P

OD:
You shall receive a watch and calendar so that you'll never be late for an RotW again. =D You'll also receive a year supply of chasers for the hangovers I'll know you'll get in the coming year. =P

Masters:
You get some Dale Brown novels that I think you might enjoy.

Comments 9

zigfried Dec 24, 2010

I'm going to hold you to this, even if it takes you twenty, thirty, or forty years to gather them all.

//Zig

JoeTheDestroyer Staff Dec 24, 2010

I'm a B-movie and horror flick/novel nut. I also have an uncanny weakness for puppies and kittens that somehow penetrates the blackness of my heart.

wolfqueen001 Blogger Dec 24, 2010

Haha. In that case, you get a copy of American Werewolf in London as well as a fluffy kitty named... Fluffy.

Masters Staff Dec 25, 2010

EmP:
You get ME! =D Haha.

NOT a joke.

And Espiga got the best gift by a LONG shot.

But yeah, happy non-denominational salutation to everyone.

Felix_Arabia Dec 25, 2010

Haha, this is the best non-review related topic I've seen in a while. Merry CHristmas, yo.

overdrive Staff Dec 25, 2010

Since you say all gifts are hypothetical, I'm going to take it to mean I won't be receiving that year's supply of chasers... Damn.

espiga Dec 26, 2010

And Espiga got the best gift by a LONG shot.

Even just one sexy Korean would have been a great gift!

zippdementia Dec 26, 2010

Aw, I get presents!

wolfqueen001 Blogger Dec 27, 2010

Oh, OD. If I actually had the resources, I totally would give you a year's supply of chasers.