No place again for Vacant. I do hate that guy.
Now to talk about other people talking about video games.
THIRD - Space Invaders: Invincible Collection [SWH] Jason
Compilation reviews are bastards; it’s never easy to essentially write a dozen mini reviews without either bloating our world count or struggling to provide enough information on the individual titles. I think Jason leans towards the latter in this case, but this only becomes an issue during the final half of the games; the opening efforts are simplistic enough to survive this. I also thought the review was a little complaint heavy for what suddenly pans out into a glowing recommendation. Some of that was vital information - such as one of the advertised titles being currently unavailable - but it certainly does help marj this collection as a must buy. I think Jason does temper this well, though, with his introduction about how the different versions of the game will mean more to different people. Also, for those not in the know, Space Invaders Extreme is awesome.
SECOND - Galaxy Force II [GEN] Pickhut
This has been saved for my week as a punishment because I keep harping on about stuff like this in the endless 32X reviews no one asked for. Nothing will change my mind on this!
So, yeah, I really like stuff like this. Talking about not just about the worth of old games, but what they did right or, increasingly commonly, what they did wrong. I’ve also spent some considerable time talking about how post-32bit consoles struggled to replicate the popular arcade games of the day. As in, they didn’t and tried to recreate gold statues using mashed potatoes. I think talking about this with this review is the best possible thing you could have done, because it would have been easy to just point out that this isn’t a good game, poke a it of fun and call it a day, but it gave you the chance to talk about why there’s a very good version of this title, and why he home consoles had no chance of replicating it.
You’re docked points because, if you’re going to insist on changing your bio to make a blurb for your most recent review, you can at least try to stay current!
FIRST - Dragon Age II [360] Overdrive
46 minutes I have in this game. I went back and checked. I played 46 minutes, decided to shelve it and come back to it later, then forgot it ever existed. I’ve never so much as glanced at another Dragon Age game since. I regret nothing.
I like the structure of this review. Props, first off, for running a “Let’s talk about me!” spiel that’s actually relevant. Everything should have an easy setting is a popular subject at the moment, but I like that you’ve accidentally entered it from a different angle. Not “this game is too hard!” but “this game is awful and I want to get through it quicker!” I think you do a good job building it up as an interesting tale marred by an uninteresting slog of an actual game. Nice screen captures, too.
Now to talk about other people talking about video games.
THIRD - Space Invaders: Invincible Collection [SWH] Jason
Compilation reviews are bastards; it’s never easy to essentially write a dozen mini reviews without either bloating our world count or struggling to provide enough information on the individual titles. I think Jason leans towards the latter in this case, but this only becomes an issue during the final half of the games; the opening efforts are simplistic enough to survive this. I also thought the review was a little complaint heavy for what suddenly pans out into a glowing recommendation. Some of that was vital information - such as one of the advertised titles being currently unavailable - but it certainly does help marj this collection as a must buy. I think Jason does temper this well, though, with his introduction about how the different versions of the game will mean more to different people. Also, for those not in the know, Space Invaders Extreme is awesome.
SECOND - Galaxy Force II [GEN] Pickhut
This has been saved for my week as a punishment because I keep harping on about stuff like this in the endless 32X reviews no one asked for. Nothing will change my mind on this!
So, yeah, I really like stuff like this. Talking about not just about the worth of old games, but what they did right or, increasingly commonly, what they did wrong. I’ve also spent some considerable time talking about how post-32bit consoles struggled to replicate the popular arcade games of the day. As in, they didn’t and tried to recreate gold statues using mashed potatoes. I think talking about this with this review is the best possible thing you could have done, because it would have been easy to just point out that this isn’t a good game, poke a it of fun and call it a day, but it gave you the chance to talk about why there’s a very good version of this title, and why he home consoles had no chance of replicating it.
You’re docked points because, if you’re going to insist on changing your bio to make a blurb for your most recent review, you can at least try to stay current!
FIRST - Dragon Age II [360] Overdrive
46 minutes I have in this game. I went back and checked. I played 46 minutes, decided to shelve it and come back to it later, then forgot it ever existed. I’ve never so much as glanced at another Dragon Age game since. I regret nothing.
I like the structure of this review. Props, first off, for running a “Let’s talk about me!” spiel that’s actually relevant. Everything should have an easy setting is a popular subject at the moment, but I like that you’ve accidentally entered it from a different angle. Not “this game is too hard!” but “this game is awful and I want to get through it quicker!” I think you do a good job building it up as an interesting tale marred by an uninteresting slog of an actual game. Nice screen captures, too.
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