Oh, wow, this sounds like one of those dopey games on PETA's website. Much more interesting things going on here, but for naught, as the compelling arguments here would suggest. Lot of personality in your reviews, Jason; I always know where you're coming from. I think this is in part due to what comparisons you make (the early Zelda tipoff brings to mind not only gameplay similarities but also the author's sensibilities), as well as the dry, understated humor about the game's mechanics and art direction, which are important for the review to have the lengthier dissertation on the whole thematic strangeness feel natural to the writing. Good work, as always!
but again, at least it wasn't as bad as the PETA games https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNG-p83v4xrFZj7PZCePRlnPG6HFPXcB3
but again, at least it wasn't as bad as the PETA games https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNG-p83v4xrFZj7PZCePRlnPG6HFPXcB3
