This is one of those games I definitely would've played in 1992. However, I don't think I'll bother these days. Even if it were a good title, I just don't have the patience for games with finite (or no) continues these days. Maybe modern platformers have spoiled me, but I tend to prefer ones that are tough as nails, but don't force you to restart just because you died too many times.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.
