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Sweet! Competition cometh!

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Hahaha this is so bad:

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Making your lives a little easier:

Zipp
Lewis
OD
DE
Pickhut
WQ
Jerec
genj
Melaisis

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

A right proper turn out, I say. Eight is a beautiful number, though I don't know why. I've always felt that, though... at least, that's what I think.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

There are nine. And compared with how many people signed up, this should've been a lot better. Shame you weren't in this last year, Zipp.

Ah, well. There are as many of us here as there are members of the Supreme Court. Can we be the Supreme Council of Tournament Entrants? Winnner gets to be Chancellor! =D

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

there's a lady in the supreme court, though.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

There are nine. And compared with how many people signed up, this should've been a lot better. Shame you weren't in this last year, Zipp.

Hah! You only think there's nine because you count on a base ten system which counts zero as a number. If you lived in MY world... there would be... eight.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Your game had both Jacky Chan AND Steve Coogan. I was expecting the world's first 11/10 score.

For us. For them. For you.

I'm considering giving all the TT ex-judges 100s out of a newfound empathy. my verdicts will be in by the end of the long, for us yanks, weekend.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

Pfft. I have school tomorrow.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Pfft. I have work tomorrow.

//Zig

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Pfft. It's already tomorrow here.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Pfft. I just saw Paranormal Activity. Awesome film.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

I'm considering giving all the TT ex-judges 100s out of a newfound empathy. my verdicts will be in by the end of the long, for us yanks, weekend.

This includes me as well, right?

IF YOU WANT MORE BEATS FOR YOUR BUCK THERE'S NO LUCK.

even Chris is getting in on this action.

haha, I miss that guy even though I didn't know him at all.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

That includes me, too, doesn't it? I did judge the playoffs of that one TT, blu. You know.....the one where I voted for your Doom 2 review to beat Fix. I deserve a 100 based just on that.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

I wish I'd had time to work through mine. You guys didn't hate me as much as you could've. I'm vaguely curious what other people who haven't posted here yet got. Mine was Contra: Hard Corps.

My excuse for not writing is FAQing Ultima Warriors of Destiny. It took a lot more energy than I thought.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Might as well bring it out in the open: my challenge was Sabrewulf for the GBA - a game I had actually played before, and have now played some of again, but as soon as it gets a bit harder (i.e. after the first world which is half tutorial) I find it hard to stay focused on it, even without the recent lure of WoW.

If I get back into it - that is indeed an if - I'll still review it somewhere down the road like I did with Golden Eggcup last time.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

I had Hybrid Heaven for the 64. It's like a poor man's Vagrant Story and kind of sucks shit, made me wanna download ROMs for good 64 games. I tried really hard to show but I had a midterm on the 5th and two midterms on the 8th.

Contra: Hard Corps is actually a pretty cool game.

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Oh yeah, mine was Ignition Factor. Because ha ha, we gave Suskie another firefighter game!

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

I got God Hand, which is evidently completely awesome.

Buy -> Opium!

That it is. Totally and completely awesome. You should be happy. It's also totally hard. I did finish it, but that's because I am, again, like the game, totally awesome.

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I just couldn't think of anything to say about Wolfenstein 3D. That's my excuse.

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

I was proud of your pick, Woodhouse. I was curious how you'd actually take to that game. same with Schultz and Contra. it's not like we'd be nice enough to give God Hand to somebody who hasn't reviewed Wii Cheer!

my results are done, but I'm hanging onto them until I get home from work so that I can give them another once-over.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

Lol at getting Godhand. They apparently don't hate you very much, probably because you carried Boo in the TT!

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