Flobknocker's The Evil Within review

Ha, great opening lines. This isn't a game I'd ever want to play, but your opening got me to read the review (and subsequently confirm I don't ever want to play it).

I played through the this game at launch, and was overall underwhelmed, I played through the sequel at launch, and wanted to replay it right away. Evil Within 2 is by far and away a superior experience.