Okay. What's with all the Zaxxon reviews?
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
pickhut's Super Zaxxon review
EmP drugged us all and forced us to play various adaptations of Zaxxon.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.
Says you. I had a dream four months ago of some weird green thing telling me to submit a review on that day. I think his name was Cruelcumber.
I heard spaceshit noises.
Well, technically in my case, Emp threatened to withhold drugs from me unless I reviewed a Zaxxon game. I was so terrified by that threat that I had my game played and review written within 24 hours.
I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle
He bullied me into my review as well. I think he was secretly very disappointed when he realised that my side of the Zaxxon week thing was a bit of a lost gem. That'll teach him!
For us. For them. For you.
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