Great review, Jason! I'll be an honest gamer, I didn't find your last couple of reviews to be inspiring (of course, we disagree heartily, but congenially, on FFXIII so that's a tough one for us) but this is a great sample of your work!
You are concise, humorous without being gauche, and you nail this game with a believable sense of game knowledge and history. You seem to know immediately what is just common-sense WRONG with this game and I'm liking the 'tude.
What this experience tells me is that games need to have better cover art, because GODDAMN I wanted to buy a Wii again just based on the little cover shots I've seen of this game on the site.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."