Recheck your first paragraph, Aschultz:
The title villain in Dark Heart of Uukrul [removed comma] doesn't just dabble in near-immortality and nasty magic. He's scattered eight portions of his heart throughout the undergound city of Eriosthe he rules. It's so evil, there aren't even any hackneyed-hinty taverns to help. The good news? You only need to find six of the hearts, and a hammer, to challenge and defeat him. The bad? There's a reason the game gives two passes [What are passes?]. That, plus some nasty combats, shows up Wizardry and the AD&D series as the FPRPG equivalent of Choose Your Own Adventure. DHoU manages to balance feeling unfair with being relatively fair--well, once you notice things [notice things?].
The title villain in Dark Heart of Uukrul [removed comma] doesn't just dabble in near-immortality and nasty magic. He's scattered eight portions of his heart throughout the undergound city of Eriosthe he rules. It's so evil, there aren't even any hackneyed-hinty taverns to help. The good news? You only need to find six of the hearts, and a hammer, to challenge and defeat him. The bad? There's a reason the game gives two passes [What are passes?]. That, plus some nasty combats, shows up Wizardry and the AD&D series as the FPRPG equivalent of Choose Your Own Adventure. DHoU manages to balance feeling unfair with being relatively fair--well, once you notice things [notice things?].
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
