+12 – for Citizen Erased
+10 – for You Fucking Motherfucker
+8 – for any b-side (excluding Nishe, since that’s just an instrumental)
+8 – if your setlist exceeds 23 songs (excluding transitional stuff)
+7 – if you end the show with Take a Bow
+6 – for Bliss
+5 – for Butterflies & Hurricanes
+5 – if your setlist exceeds 18 songs (excluding transitional stuff)
+4 – if I hear the Maggie’s Farm riff
+4 – for any song from Showbiz
+3 – if a laser display is in any way involved
+3 – for Apocalypse Please
+3 – for any Origin of Symmetry song that isn’t mentioned elsewhere
+2 – for any Absolution song that isn’t mentioned elsewhere
+1 – each for Hysteria, Time Is Running Out and Stockholm Syndrome
+1 – each for New Born and Plug In Baby

-1 – if you open the show with a song from The Resistance
-2 – for each song from The Resistance exceeding four
-2 – each for Soldier’s Poem and Hoodoo
-2 – if my ears aren’t ringing by the end of the show
-3 – if you end the show with Knights of Cydonia
-3 – for each half hour after Silversun Pickups close before you take stage
-3 – for United States of Eurasia
-4 – if you play Supermassive Black Hole IN ADDITION TO Undisclosed Desires
-4 – for any cover
-5 – if there’s no encore
-5 – if you just stamp out the Citizen Erased riff without actually playing the song
-6 – if your set isn’t more extravagant than Coldplay’s
-7 – if more than two-thirds of the songs are singles
-9 – for Undisclosed Desires
-10 – if you actually waste your time playing all three parts of Exogenesis