The Spanis keyboard bows before my might

...you played through that in a single morning? How's that even possible?

...and what's with you and beer? >.> I'm guessing they didn't have any, though. I'm also guessing that that'd be the only reason you'd play again. That game's so dull I hardly blame you for it this time. x.x

Sucks you can't do anything you really wanted to do, though... but that's Murphy's Law for you, I suppose. It's also why you should've gone to the real Spain, not just some... place for tourists and old people. >.>

I am ashamed of you Emp. Like any normal person that goes to a vacation to an exotic place such as Ibiza, you have not said a thing of your drunken escapades, nor have you posted while piss drunk which is a proper thing to do.

It is bad enough that you spend said time at a computer, but you could at the very least entertain us with said events.

So get to drinking and telling attractive women(and not so attractive after a gallon or so) that you are a rich heir to something or other.

just use the classic, time-tested videogame reviewer line and you'll be pulling Spanish chicks like--

shit, I've got nothing. I need to learn more about their culture so I can make offensive jokes about it.

Don't encourage him, DE. -_-; It's really not healthy to be drinking that much, anyway. I don't care where you're from.

Personally, while it might be hilarious to see what EmP's like when he's drunk off his ass, I really, in the large scheme of things, don't want to see it. Besides, I think he has enough problems without having to worry about sclerosis of hte liver or alcohol poisoning, thanks.

A note to EmP: If I ever IM you when you're drunk, please tell me; I really probably won't want to talk to you if you are. >.>;

E: ... on second thought, if you're drunk all the time (I seriously hope not, though. -_-), then scratch that. Though I would hope that if you were totally flat-out completely wasted drunk, you wouldn't be on a computer at all. >.> And I can't imagine the hangover you'd get... that'd just sound awful.

It'd probably be easier to gives times of when I'm sober than when I'm drunk. Free bar, kids. FREE BAR!

Fox into the henhouse.

Seeing as you typed "Spanis" keyboard instead of (I presume) "Spanish" keyboard, I would conclude that it still has the better of you.

That was a plot to make it feel better.