LORD OF THE LETTERS

By Gary Hartley · December 25, 2008

Empleh16: I could take it.
DarkEtr: Surely you jest.
Empleh16: I'm an Alphamathon winner; I never jest.
DarkEtr: Bah, it's a fixed competition.
Empleh16: I'm also a Alphaolympics winner.
DarkEtr: You are?
Empleh16: So, really, I'm king of the Alphabet.
DarkEtr: No you are not.
Empleh16: Yes I am.
DarkEtr: At least not the lastest one, the one in which I was cheated of a high place.
Empleh16: And you will address me as sire.
Empleh16: I won either last year or the year before that.
Empleh16: I am the LORD OF THE LETTERS.

Comments 5

bluberry Dec 25, 2008

boo: more like
boo: uh
boo: lord of the faggots
boo: YEAH

EmP Blogger Dec 25, 2008

Oh, that boo and his snappy retorts.

bluberry Dec 25, 2008

gaylord fartley

wolfqueen001 Dec 26, 2008

Haha. That one's a keeper.

Myself, I will forever remain perplexed as to how someone who consistently has eight million typos in his work can indeed be Lord of anything, but hey. That's just me. =P

darketernal Jan 3, 2009

Probably the charm of the possibility that a first grader wrote it. It makes it all the more precious. Still, I suppose some congratulations are in order. Even if you did come to said position by backstabbing and trickery of the highest order.