Man, check out this sweet bruise I have

By Wolf Queen · October 8, 2008

...oh, right. I don't have a camera. Guess I'll just describe it, then.

I got it like a week ago, but it's still as prominent as ever. Hell, it probably looks even worse than it did that long ago. It just doesn't hurt as much.

It's all purple and blue and yellow and green and pinkish-red and every other color of the rainbow, sort of! It's also very large. I'm very proud of it.

God I wish I had a camera.

Comments 5

overdrive Staff Oct 8, 2008

Oftentimes, when I click on something that says "check out this bruise or whatnot", I expect to see things like bruises, skin, rampant nudity, etc.

I don't expect to see nothing but words explaining that due to lack of a camera there won't be any visible bruises, skin, rampant nudity, etc.

I mean, that's like saying, "Are you hungry? I cook a GREAT burger", inviting me over to eat and then telling me, "Oh, never mind, I have no ground beef. Well, at least I can tell you in great detail how I make the burger, so you can picture it in your mind." And then I'd go Michael Myers on you.

wolfqueen001 Blogger Oct 8, 2008

XD I know; I'm terrible, right? Well, I swear if I ever get a digital camera within the next few days (before this heals) I'll get a picture for you. >_>

Genj Oct 8, 2008

this whole blog entry is one big tease

EmP Staff Oct 9, 2008

I blog about various injuries all the time and no one cares enough to see them.

I see how it is.

wolfqueen001 Blogger Oct 9, 2008

To be fair, EmP, all your injuries are so gross and disgusting that no one would WANT to see them. >_>

But we care; we always care. Or at least I do.