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If I got this, I'd probably be laughing.

LISANNE YOU WILL PAY FOR NOT PUTTING ME UP AGAINST DISCO I HATE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel good now that I've gotten that out of my system. Thank you, friend. It is worth noting that I have nothing but time to waste.

Suskie, stop flirting with Lisanne.

Death threats are the new I love you.

That's why I keep my distance from OD.

Internet threats are fantastic, because the winner is always the person with the most vicious imagination.

I'll tone it down, then. I threaten to hurt you.

No, wait. I threaten to hurt your mind.

Congrats to the winners.

Nay, kudos to the winners!

Suskie, if you're really pining that much for me, just let me know what day you're submitting something on Gamefaqs. That way we'll go against each other in RotD.

Also, that's no way to flirt with Lisa. Poor form, indeed. ;)

Lisanne, stop flirting with Suskie.

That's below the belt, blu! I could get locked up for that!

Besides I'm taken. And also a lesbian. In fact, I'm not actually human at all. It wouldn't work anyway. It's not you, it's me. Maybe we're only meant to be friends. Blah blah FREAKING blah.

Congrats to the lesbians.

The lesbian winners?

And EmP, I thought the Atlantic Ocean was why you kept your distance from me. Well, that and your inherent fear of a country that looks at cricket as a noisy insect that needs smooshed when it creeps into one's house at night.

Cricket's shit.