AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH >_

By Lisa Harrison · July 9, 2007

So my sickly kid brother has brought some kind of evil virus into the house and now I'm infected and I'm not supposed to leave for two weeks because it's highly contagious and I might infect old people.

Fucking moron.

I get cranky when I'm ill. Expect me to be absolutely fine within a day, and yet STILL be contagious and therefore EXTREMELY ANNOYED, because the weather's nice and I want to go to the pub. ;_;

Comments 23

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

Ask yourself this: what have the elderly done for you recently?

Suskie Jul 9, 2007

Ha. We call it a bar here in America.

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

That's because you're all quite insane.

With your 'sidewalks' and your 'pants'.

Suskie Jul 9, 2007

And our soccer.

Yeah, we play the good kind of football over here.

(By the way... um, sidewalks? What do you call them?)

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

If by good you mean girly, I agree!

And pavement, mainly.

honestgamer Staff Jul 9, 2007

"I was walking down the pavement the other day and a car almost ran over me."

If I said that here, people would respond with "You idiot! Get out of the road!"

It sounds like in the UK, people would be sympathetic toward me.

Suskie Jul 9, 2007

Oh yeah, your football is so manly, with your high socks and your little netted goals. Over here, playing football means getting the shit beaten out of you.

Felix_Arabia Jul 9, 2007

EmP, tell about the time you went to Euro Disney.

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

Said socks are all the protection we wear. We don't first don medieval armour then play for five seconds. The stop. Play for seven seconds. Stop. Repeat ad nausea.

I once went to Euro Disney. Dog shit everywhere

Suskie Jul 9, 2007

You guys don't need protection because there's NO TOUCHING! HANDS OFF!

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

The whopping great crack running down the majority of my left shinbone tends to disagree!

Suskie Jul 9, 2007

Pah, you could get injuries playing golf. We TRY to hurt people over here.

I wish gladiator battles were still around. Violence is fun.

lisanne Blogger Jul 9, 2007

Tried playing rugby anytime lately? Now THAT is a sport where you get the shit beaten out of you.

Try playing "American football" WITHOUT the 200lb of protective clothing. THAT is rugby.

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

...and the fact that my left kneecap is held together with bolts and plates is tesitmate to how rough rugby is.

But then, I can get injured standing still in an empty room.

Felix_Arabia Jul 9, 2007

Tell the whole version of your trip to Euro Disney.

EmP Staff Jul 9, 2007

This one?

Halon Jul 9, 2007

*injures EmP*

pup Jul 9, 2007

Soccer can get rough.

On a more important note, why would you go to Euro Disney? Disney WORLD is lame enough.

Vorty Jul 10, 2007

Euro-Disney sucked...the star wars simulator had a really annoying robot that screamed at you in French....

Also, one of the hotel staff tried to assault my cousin...in a rude way.

Man, Euro-Disney sucked.

Genj Jul 10, 2007

I don't turn my computer on for one day and we get 19 replies concerning AMERICA VS EUROPE.

P.S. - I'm gonna go check under the bonnet of my car.

sashanan Aug 1, 2007

It annoyed me too that the damn thing was in French! AFTER spending 90 minutes waiting in line for the damn thing. At least I actually got to ride it - Space Mountain and Indiana Jones both broke down while I was queued up.

iamtheprodigy Aug 3, 2007

God that soccer video creeps me out.

lisanne Blogger Aug 4, 2007

Ooooh hello! Didn't realise you (both the last two) were on here!