This site has a lot of "tough guys"

By jerec · May 29, 2008

Well, they pretend to be tough guys. They don't give a shit about you, or pretty much anything, except for stuff in thier niche that interests them. They go around being edgy and opinionated, swearing to add to the image. They like to argue a lot, too.

ARE YOU A WANNA BE TOUGH GUY? You're not fooling anyone, you fat Internet nerd.

Comments 9

bluberry May 30, 2008

fuck you, I'm just pleasantly plump. :(

Felix_Arabia May 30, 2008

The dingo ate your baby.

EmP Staff May 30, 2008

I didn't just play half an hour of Wii Fit so you can make derrogitory remarks about my waistline.

I have four stars on super hula hoop.

goldenvortex May 30, 2008

grr. i hate everything. rawr.

overdrive Staff May 30, 2008

Wait a minute......I just gave a 10 to a MAINSTREAM huge-selling game and my niche is obscure games that likely never were released in America. Ha! Just blew a huge hole in that theory!

VICTORY!!!

sashanan May 30, 2008

By contrast, I pretend to be a nice guy but the day of my sudden and bloody takeover of the planet draws ever nearer.

overdrive Staff May 30, 2008

Oooh....that's nice. I pretend to be a nice guy, too, but that's just to pick up chicks.

Oh, wait....as a fat internet nerd, I pretend to be a nice guy so I can have fantasies about picking up the chicks I see in random internet porn.

But I am losing weight and with another 20-30 pounds gone, the whole "actually pick up chicks" plan hopefully will come to be. That is, if I can get over that whole "being a jerk stuck in my own little niche" thing. I hope I can.....but, let's face it....I know the truth....many more nights (and days) with Rosie Palmer are in my future.

Damn....it's suicide for me again....

sashanan May 31, 2008

I've picked up my fair share of chicks but unfortunately not every one was as sane as the other, so I'm working off some lbs myself and see if that gets me in a demographic more conductive to normalcy.

Felix_Arabia May 31, 2008

I always imagined OD looking like Antonio Banderas with a never-ending glass of cognac in his hand.