One of my e-mail addresses for Hardcore Gamer Magazine is posted on that site, so whenever I check my inbox I can expect a flood of messages all advertising the same basic thing: ways to increase my manhood and pleasure my woman in new ways previously only dreamed of. I noticed a Penny-Arcade comic that featured some tiny little lines of text on a mocked-up computer screen and it had pretty much the same stuff I get.

I think they must actually target video game journalists because they figure we must be lacking in the trousers or something. That account gets almost no other spam, just variants on the 'ways to improve your phallus' ones.

Anyway, the thing I'm wondering is how often orders are actually fulfilled if some sucker reads the e-mail and decides to send money. Medically, it's pretty much been proven that none of that medication will do a thing and that you're pretty much stuck with the hand (or other organ) you're dealt, but that won't stop some people from wanting a miracle 'fix.' So I'm just wondering how many people actually send money and get a package in return that contains some sugar pills or whatever.

I would imagine that most people who send money never get anything in return. Were I a richer man, I'd be willing to bet that they're spending money on a package that will never come.