Long time no review

After a month of no review writing, I forced it upon myself to spit one out. The review I did I didn't take seriously; I was even at a point where I was wondering whether or not I should even submit it. However, it was a drastic change in formula; I basically just typed my thoughts down as they came to mind, no matter how incoherent (except for at the end where I tried to squeeze some stuff in). The result is a mess.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/review/R99447.html

I refuse to even bother trying to submit it here in its current state, but I'd like to know if the way it plays out is terrible or mediocre, as I doubt it's good. This is mostly for experimentation so I can take more risks in a future, serious review where I'm actually giving a damn. That said, the reason why I haven't been active here is simply because I haven't been as writing-heavy as normal. I'm still not in a writing mood, really. But I have abrupt mood changes, so we'll see.