I started here September of 2010 with a review of Breath of Fire III.
Nine years and five hundred reviews later, I'm still here and looking forward to contributing more content.
I decided to select Die by the Sword as my 500th review because it was the first game I ever reviewed. Back in the old days of GameFAQs, I registered an account and wrote that review up one afternoon. It was a terrible, generic review, but it was a starting point. No regrets.
I've come a long way since then, I aim to go even further going forward.
Nine years and five hundred reviews later, I'm still here and looking forward to contributing more content.
I decided to select Die by the Sword as my 500th review because it was the first game I ever reviewed. Back in the old days of GameFAQs, I registered an account and wrote that review up one afternoon. It was a terrible, generic review, but it was a starting point. No regrets.
I've come a long way since then, I aim to go even further going forward.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

