Nice review, and not just because I agree with you on all counts. DDII was always essentially just DD1.5. Like the devs just said, "here, more levels!" That being said, it has some unique and cool enemies, like the Terminator guy (I loved the sneeze sound he made when swatting you away), and the pair of green/blue ninja guys with sticks -- they were awesome (not to fight, mind you).
I loved this part:
"You know what's really messed up? When you die, lose a life, and respawn, you have invincibility frames... but enemies are immune to your attacks during this period. Why? To be fair to the AI??"
I don't remember that, but it's hilarious. Did the enemies at least fall down when you reappear? That seemed to have been the norm for beat-em-ups of the time.
I loved this part:
"You know what's really messed up? When you die, lose a life, and respawn, you have invincibility frames... but enemies are immune to your attacks during this period. Why? To be fair to the AI??"
I don't remember that, but it's hilarious. Did the enemies at least fall down when you reappear? That seemed to have been the norm for beat-em-ups of the time.
I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!
