EmP's Dungeon Girl review

What the hell kind of game is this? Such weirdness -- I struggle to see the appeal if there are no bras being 'levered off.'

Anyway, nice, fairly breezy review. Your score surprised me somewhat -- I expected a 2.5 or a 3 at the most given your tone.

Oh! And I'd be remiss if I didn't poke fun at this:

"...They’re important because chests contain items.

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Okay. So, items."

You're better than this! Muahahaha. In general, this work was a lot more stream of consciousness-cum-conversational than your usual fare, but it still worked just fine. I don't mind 'talky' transitions, but some folks...

It felt like the best way to talk about the ridiculously vast amount of things Dungeon Girl tires to do. By borderline making fun of the ridiculously vast amount of things Dungeon Girl tires to do. It felt like it would have been very easy to get bogged down it it all, so I tried to breeze through it all to try and make it feel like less of a fact dump. I'm pretty happy with it.

It's a weird kind of game, in that it doesn't actually tell you how to do things but it's involving enough that you want to find out. I enjoyed my time with it. Then Yakuza 0 came along, and no other game has got a look in.