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Every great game these clowns review, they give a low score to. Please don't listen to this guy. Kickle Cubicle is an awesome game. I know opinions are opinions, but when your job is to professionally review video games, Honest Gamers typically screws it up. It's amazing. Every single time. Every great game that people love to play, these idiots seem to give it a low score and vice versa. Well, i guess you get a minor league review from a minor league site. Kickle Cubicle is a cult classic, and it's common knowledge that the game is very well-done. This guy wouldn't know a decent game if it bit him in the ass.

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If a game bit me in the ass, that would make it a naughty game, not a good one, and I would be more concerned about an infection and maybe seeing a doctor for a tetanus shot.

I'm sorry you didn't like my review score, or my text (which I hope you also read, since it explains the score). The nice thing about HonestGamers is that if you're a decent writer and can put together an argument that makes sense, you can get a reader review posted here that examines the game from a more positive perspective.

Remember: reviews are just one guy's opinion. In this case, the review was my opinion. It's possible that my opinion on Kickle Cubicle has changed over time. I still own the cartridge, so maybe I'll pull it out one of these days and give it another shot. After all, I last visited it a decade ago, when I wrote this review, and that's a long time.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

God forbid people have opinions that conflict with your own. Next time we'll be sure to ignore our own experiences and guess at what you'd rate a game...

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