A fine effort, sir, and I completely agree. It was the first game in a good long while where I actually thought about it while I wasn't playing and HAD to know what happens next. I also happened to play it on the hardest available difficulty from the start, which made some sequences balls hard. And yet I never grew annoyed because I was too eager to find out what would happen.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."