I will never say no to a video game movie. I keep hoping they one day get it right. Has there been a single good video game movie? I'm not counting the various anime versions spread throughout Japan (and to be honest, most of those are pretty mediocre, too).
Some thoughts before anyone jumps in....
I haven't seen Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. Based on its metacritic rating, I have to kind of guess that it sucks. I also haven't seen Max Payne, but I've just heard god awful things about that.
Mortal Kombat is often considered a "good" one and it's fun, but it's not anything that will withstand the test of time (except for that awesome music).
The Final Fantasy: Advent Children film doesn't really count as good in my book. Mostly because it's not accessible. Show that to anyone who hasn't played the games and they don't know what to do with it. Yes, the fighting is cool. But the plot is so thin that everyone has to stop every three minutes to explain it.
The Tomb Raider films come close to good. I've actually watched them a number of times because they are fun and mostly enjoyable. But they don't do anything outside of the formula and certainly don't live up to the old Indiana Jones film (which is what a really good Tomb Raider film should do).
I actually like Silent Hill. It is not a great movie, mostly because it's really not scary (except for the nurses) and relies way too much on CGI—also the acting is pretty shitty—but I enjoy it and I like the ending. I think it borders on being good and treats the audience, for the most part, with intelligence. But, like Tomb Raider, it fails to really capture what it's video game does.
... and I think that's sort've my point. I've yet to see a video game movie that makes me feel the way the game did. Whether it's the rush of beating up guys in Double Dragon or the somberness and twisting plot of a Final Fantasy game, I just haven't seen the translation effectively transmit the themes or feel of its counterpart.
Some thoughts before anyone jumps in....
I haven't seen Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. Based on its metacritic rating, I have to kind of guess that it sucks. I also haven't seen Max Payne, but I've just heard god awful things about that.
Mortal Kombat is often considered a "good" one and it's fun, but it's not anything that will withstand the test of time (except for that awesome music).
The Final Fantasy: Advent Children film doesn't really count as good in my book. Mostly because it's not accessible. Show that to anyone who hasn't played the games and they don't know what to do with it. Yes, the fighting is cool. But the plot is so thin that everyone has to stop every three minutes to explain it.
The Tomb Raider films come close to good. I've actually watched them a number of times because they are fun and mostly enjoyable. But they don't do anything outside of the formula and certainly don't live up to the old Indiana Jones film (which is what a really good Tomb Raider film should do).
I actually like Silent Hill. It is not a great movie, mostly because it's really not scary (except for the nurses) and relies way too much on CGI—also the acting is pretty shitty—but I enjoy it and I like the ending. I think it borders on being good and treats the audience, for the most part, with intelligence. But, like Tomb Raider, it fails to really capture what it's video game does.
... and I think that's sort've my point. I've yet to see a video game movie that makes me feel the way the game did. Whether it's the rush of beating up guys in Double Dragon or the somberness and twisting plot of a Final Fantasy game, I just haven't seen the translation effectively transmit the themes or feel of its counterpart.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
