Awesome review, Holdthephone. I've read a lot of reviews for this game and yours is the only one that found a nice balance between explaining the puzzles and the premise, and you do it in half the space as most. I'm impressed. Also, summing Catherine up as a "bro talk" goes completely along with everything I've surmised about the experience.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
