Yeah, this is a good review, Holdthephone. You took a more straightforward approach to the review than I did and you keep it interesting with a good use of varied descriptors and, like the journey you describe, promise that the next paragraph is going to tell us about something really cool. As a fellow journeyman, I sense that you have taken the journey many times. Your familiarity with the feel of the game and the reasons to continue playing seems to belie this.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
