Nice review. The level-by-level analysis is quite interesting to read about, and I'm personally quite amused that you'd expected to hate the game before actually playing it. I'm not sure it was quite as captivating as similar reviews you've written in this style, but that doesn't really matter because it's good enough on its own. The pics really add to it in this case, too, because they illustrate exactly what you're talking about in previous paragraphs. Hell, I'll shamelessly admit that I may even imitate the style in my next review. Or at least use images, since I'm kind of curious to see if I can make them as effective in my own stuff.
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will