This is a damn fine review, Suskie. I think probably it's your best work of the last month and a fine way to end May. Every once in a while a game comes along that raises my interest in picking up an Xbox 360. It is reviews like these that turn that interest into a nagging itch and, if I had the money, the desk space, and wasn't notoriously OCD about system crashes (regardless of the validity of such complaints, I would still fret over my xbox's condition) this review might be the one that would get me to buy a 360.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."
