I am also a fan of LOST, if masochistic fuck heads can be called fans. By that I mean I love LOST as much as any fan despite the fact that the show's creators like to continually hurt their audience. I also don't watch TV, so I just watch the DVDs which makes the show exactly 1000x better.
This paragraph bugs me:
But despite how annoying the game can be, how uncomfortable it can be to play, it's still a game worth seeing through to the end, if only because it is only about five hours long and is not challenging in the slightest. It takes no real effort to get the 1000 GS on the 360 version, and for that reason may actually be worth a rental for anyone trying to boost their score.
What bugs me about it is that you say the game isn't challenging at all, yet numerous times in this review you've pointed out sections that seemed design to kill you unfairly (in particular, you mention a cave killing you if you don't have torches and a section where a monster chases you while you can't run, a sequence you call tense and frustrating). These kind of contradictions in reviews always throw me off and make me wonder as to the validity of the whole piece. I would suggest changing this paragraph or reworking it to go along with the rest of the review.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."