There's going to be an American remake of Oldboy? Starring WILL SMITH?

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN UNAWARE OF THIS?!

What the HELL, Hollywood? Why must you always come along and destroy foreign films that are fine as is and don't need to be remade? First Let the Right One In and now this? WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING REMAKE THE HOST WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?!