What did you do for Halloween, EmP?

By Gary Hartley · October 31, 2009

I'll tell you, blog topic header. I sat on my roof with a super soaker and the laptop and shot any kids coming up my driveway. Shot them with streams of water mixed with red food dye.

I put it to you, phantom readers, that I had the best Halloween of all of us.

Comments 8

joseph_valencia Oct 31, 2009

We were all prepared for Trick or Treaters, but none came. Bring on the gorging on Snickers and Laffy Taffy.

WilltheGreat Oct 31, 2009

I congratulate you, sir.

EmP Blogger Oct 31, 2009

Now it's over, I have to say the highlight was the group of kids who went home and got their own water pistols. I comend them on their efforts and their spirit, but I was on a roof and well out of their range. They tried though, bless 'em.

radicaldreamer Oct 31, 2009

Was it red for blood?

honestgamer Staff Oct 31, 2009

Either that or he was trying to make them think that they had suddenly begun oozing paint...

It's a terrific idea, something I've always wanted to do. Congrats, EmP, for living the dream!

zippdementia Nov 1, 2009

What EmP actually did for Halloween: sat on his couch and cried tears for his lost childhood.

EmP Blogger Nov 1, 2009

Nope. Pretty sure I spent hours on the roof shooting kids. That's what I accredit this blasted cold to, anyway.

zippdementia Nov 1, 2009

Crying all night will do that to the sinuses.