Mini Reviews:

Comments (10)

By Gary Hartley · October 12, 2009

Raven Squad (360)

The bastard love child of a dodgy RTS and a shoddy FPS, rasied under powerlines and force-fed lead-based paint chips.

King of Fighters XII (360)

One mammoth step backwards.

FIFA '10 (360)

Friendship-ruiningly brilliant.

Risen (360)

Still yet to get old.

Half Life 2 (360)

Still yet to become worth my time.

Zeno Clash (PC)

Unplayable due to crappy laptop. Forces you to install Steam and, therefore, lame.

Mass Effect (360)

Much like WQ, doesn't care how little free time you have and demands your immediate and unceasing attention.

Comments 10

Felix_Arabia Oct 12, 2009

Your Mass Effect review sounds about right.

wolfqueen001 Oct 12, 2009

haha. You asshole. I'm always worrying about how little time you have. I probably care more about you than the whole damn site does.

Never any appreciation for me.... *mutters*

Felix, I'm going to pretend that what you're agreeing with is the part that doesn't pertain to me.

Suskie Oct 12, 2009

doesn't care how little free time you have and demands your immediate and unceasing attention

Despite our many disagreements, this will forever make us brothers!

Felix_Arabia Oct 12, 2009

WQ, as far as I'm concerned, EmP, Suskie, and I are brothers due to this Mass Effect review.

Suskie Oct 12, 2009

I was strategically avoiding the whole WQ thing and focusing on how Mass Effect is awesome, but whatever.

Halon Oct 12, 2009

Since when is Mass Effect awesome?

Also Steam is a good program, but Zeno Clash is not a good game (or at least the demo sucked)!

Genj Oct 12, 2009

Since when is Mass Effect awesome?

Never. Because it's not a good game! OH.

Suskie Oct 12, 2009

HAY YOU JUST SAID A GAME I DONT LIKE IS AWESOME SO NOW IM GOIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT SUX LOL

Genj Oct 13, 2009

THATS THE JOKE

Suskie Oct 13, 2009

LOL