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*Ahem* Body Slam Super Pro Wrestling

Awesome. Wrestling. It's the greatest sport in the world - even better than soccer - since all those hot sweaty men are fighting each other for dominance. It reminds me of the time I went to a rodeo and two of the bulls escaped their confines and started having at each other. Or that cockfight the Mexicans had down the street. It's just so supremely manly that you can't take your eyes away. Or your hands off the controls. It's awesome. Play it. Oh, yeah. The gameplay rocks and is totally awesome. And the rent/buy thing? You should totally buy buy BUY!. You won't regret it.

10/10

I think the best part of the review is the "It's awesome / play it" lines because they're so compelling that they'd just make you want to buy it. I mean, how can you argue with awesomeness? I truly amaze myself sometimes.