GardettNOs

I like the little brown crispy things the most.

You can just buy a bag of pretzels, afterall. I've never seen just a bag of brown crispy things for sale.

Yeah. Pretzels are the least important component in a bag of Gordettos or party mix or pretty much anything short of a straight bag of pretzels (or yogurt-covered ones; Mmmm!).

Yeah, those are good. I like those bags of trail mix with Reese's Pieces and crap like that mixed in. Guess that's the reason I've got a one pack, in place of a six.

Naw, the pretzels are one of the best parts. I hate the rye chips the most, but I eat 'em all the same. It's that flavoring that sets stuff apart from those fifty-cent gallon bags you can get of the cheap stuff. They already have a crappy amount in the bag, and they cut down the amount to half...now we just have stick pretzels. ;-;

What's wrong with stick pretzels?

Nothing. They're just not in the same league as twist pretzels.

Burn!